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See below for some real life topics that bug us all! Here are some more.
I live right outside of Phila and there are always a few things that I wondered about.
-Why do people think that welfare IS there job?
-Why do we get tickets for parking on our own streets?
-Why does it look like South Vietnam or Africa in some neighborhoods and a trailor park in another? What happened to the melting pot theory?
-Why does every family on welfare have 50 kids? Each a differnet shade.
-Why is my insurance $4500?
-What does 7-11 mean in Indian? I know, 7 times the actual value and 11 times underdeveloped.
-Why do all white bikers hate the world and every one in it. They seem to be the most unstable of all.


-Why do we let the elderly drive?
-Why does every one in the city think that a TEMP tag will trick the cops into thinking you just bought the car?
-Why do people use words like youse, dem, and ova dare.
-Why are all the pizza shops owned by Greeks?
-Why are all the serial killers who eat people white?
-Why does every Asian use a R where a L should be. (Ex. Robster sauce)
-Why do people say "Why do blacks kill each other?" Who should they be killing?


Disclaimer:
I am in no way shape of form racist. I hate everyone. Just kidding. Honestly, these words are just written to give you a laugh. If it works, come back again as I will be updating this page periodically. If not, don't come back. I think you will enjoy it if you are from the area or have ever been to the area. Please mail me if you have any good ones, I will post them with your name next to them.

Peace!

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